here are some signs sentences that lead to misunderstanding:
in a restroom: toilet out of order. please use floor below.
in a laundromat: automatic washing machine:please remove all your clothes when the light goes out
in an office: would the person who took the step ladder yesterday, please bring it back or further steps would be taken.
in another office: after the teabreak staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
outside a second-hand shop:we exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why don't bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
notice in a health food shop:closed due to illness.
in a safari park:elephants please stay in your car.
seen in a conference:for anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor.
notice in a farmer's field:the farmer allows walkers to cross for free, but the bull charges.
message on a leaflet:if you cannot read, this leaflet will telll you how you can get lessons.
on a repair shop door:we can repair anything.(please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.)

ain't they funny?

today i went to nee ann city with my family and grandmother. for some reason my bro,darryl and i laughed at everything for no reason and that continued for 15-20 mins.after that we came home and slept although i didn't want to(guess im rather tired of studying and stuff...)then i went for dinner with my family and vincent's.then i came home and watched tv. see my life is boring!haha